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London Underground Song
- the Lyrics & Download
Sing-a-long-a-tube
Everyone
has probably heard the excellent London Underground Song by
Adam
Kay and Suman Biswas (to the tune of The Jam's number
one classic Going Underground) or seen the brill flash
video by Bloggerheads which accompanies it - but if you'd like to sing-a-long
the lyrics are below:
WARNING THE LYRICS USE VERY STRONG LANGUAGE
Some people might like to get a train to work
Or drive in in a Beamer or a merc,
Some guys like to travel in by bus,
But I can't be bothered with the fuss today
I'm going to take my bike,
Coz once again the Tube's on strike.
The greedy bastards want extra pay
for sitting on their arse all day
even though they earn 30K .
So I'm standing here in the pouring rain,
Where the fuck's my fucking train?
London
Underground
London Underground
They're all lazy fucking useless cunts London Underground
London Underground
They're all greedy cunts I want to shoot them all with
a rifle.
All
they say is "Please mind the doors",
and they learned that on the two day course,
This job could be done by a four year old.
They just leave us freezing in the cold.
What you smell is what you get
Burger King and piss and sweat
You roast to death in the boiling heat,
With tourists treading on your feet
and chewing gum on every seat,
so don't tell me to "Mind the gap"
I want my fucking money back.
London
Underground
London Underground
They're all lazy fucking useless cunts
London Underground
London Underground
They're all greedy cunts I want to shoot them all with a
rifle
LaLaLaLa
LaLaLaLa
The
floors are sticky and the seats are damp,
Every platform has a fucking tramp,
But the drivers get the day off when we're all late for
work again,
London
Underground
London Underground
WaWa Wankers , They're all Wankers ,
London Underground
London Underground
Take
your Oystercard, and shove it up your arsehole.
